I can’t decide if bars staying open until 4am is a good thing because I can’t feel my face right now. That is all.

We want a dog.

Ed suggested a Shiba Inu.

He also suggested naming it Korean Dinner or KD for short.

We’re considering it.

Clear skies? Check. Full moon? Check. Trippy lights? Check.

Thousands of people swaying together like a cult? Radiohead live??? Check and check… birds dying? Maybe.

And then this song played:

I thought everyone was going to slash their wrists in unison.

… to a theater near you:

“I iz frum ur past ruinin ur futurezzz”

May 2008

(Yes, yet another quality Ed Tsui quote)

At a lounge-turned-club last Friday night, Tam (5 feet 8 inches, 170 lbs) accidentally bumps into a random guy (5 feet, 120 lbs) and apologizes to him. Based on the madness that occurred soon after the incident, this random guy must have been thinking:

I CAN’T BELIEVE HE BUMPED INTO ME AND APOLOGIZED SO POLITELY. THIS MAKES ME ANGRY! I’M GOING TO MAKE MYSELF LOOK LIKE AN ASS!

As Tam and company exit the place and head towards our cars, random guy and his crew come busting out of the club. Nobody is sure exactly what happened next, but we do know these facts:

1. Tam was sucker punched in the face
2. Random guy dislocated his elbow
3. The cops stopped by to ask about what was going on and Mike told them we were “having a reunion.”

As soon as the cops left, we made our escape into the night.

“An elbow dislocation occurs when the bones in the elbow are pulled apart, causing the ligaments that keep the bones together to stretch or tear. It may take from 2 to 8 weeks for the elbow to heal.” – random internet medical source

Way to go random guy…